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March 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm | Posted in All, Australia, Blogging, Life et al, Something Funny, Travel, Women | 1 Comment

Never Fight with a Woman

A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at the crack of the dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with lake’s area, the wife decidess to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

“Good morning ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies (thinking “isn’t that obvious!”)

“You’re in a restricted fishing area”, he informs her.

I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and make a report.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t touched you,” says the man.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL OF THE STORY : Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think.

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